Hawaiian Supermom

14-year-old son: I don’t know what to write.

Me: Write about irritating things parents say.

14-year-old: Like what?

Me: I don’t know, irritating things that parents say.

14-year-old: But I don’t know what normal parents say.

Me: What are you trying to tell me? That you have weird parents?

14-year-old: Yeah. Pretty much.

And all this time, I thought we had weird kids.

Guess I was wrong.