Hawaiian Supermom

*This is an actual conversation I heard in the bathroom at the gym this morning.

 

Snooty woman #1: He’s so tall, I told him he should play basketball.

Snooty woman #2: Oh, yes, I couldn’t agree with you more.

Snooty woman #1: I mean, there are all kinds of positions open for someone of his stature. He could play field goal, umpire…

Snooty woman #2: pitcher, front lineman, side receiver…

Snooty woman #1: Yes, I mean, he could do it all if he needed to!

 

I didn’t see the dude they were talking about but I would love to watch this guy play basketball, wouldn’t you?